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GLENDORA: SLAG IN DRAG

OFF YOUR TITS IN VAUXHALL?

You might think Vauxhall's all clubbing but it's not.  There are genuine knitting circles.  Our friend George, editor of Damaged Berlin,  found one in a wool shop on Bonnington Square (pictured).  They meet regularly and you can find more info here: www.iknit.org.uk

What are they knitting? Without a word of a lie, they told George they were "knitting tits".  As in breasts.  For women who'd had one or both chopped off due to breast cancer. You never know what's going on. 

So next time you're in Vauxhall off your tits you can always get new ones.

ICH BIN EIN BERLINER

We're delighted to announced that we've launched a sister site for our second home: DISCODAMAGED BERLIN.

Editor-in-Chief is George and you'll find it a handy guide to everything gay in Berlin.  GO!

BRIXTON DR*G TOURISTS

Fewer kids are clogging up 24-hour garages buying Curly Wurlys, crisps and packs of big blue Rizlas. Why? Well, "according to" new British Crime Survey stats, the number of 16-24 year olds smoking cannab*s has fallen since it was downgraded. However, hold the bunting - it's down from 25% to a less vaguely less surprising 21%. This raises the questions that the little brats are lose on our streets, terrorising buses. I mean, shouldn't good teenagers be hanging out their bedroom windows getting stoned whilst discussing how X Factor is as an arena of you know, people selling their souls man. Fortunately, PM Brown (tho we sense he's more beige) is talking about reclassifying it back, citing the fact that we now all think all dr*gs are er, legal! Other drug use remains "stable" with a "well that's news" increase in coca*ne use.

NUDE VS SUPERFREQ | SUN 28 OCT

Diary update: Smokin Jo's bringing us Nude Vs Superfreq for a new Sunday night monthly residency at The End. Advance PR's in the diary.

FITLADZ SPECIAL | SAT 27 OCT

Diary updated: quick er, heads-up. 2300-0500, £10. Friday's as normal.

FITLADZ SPECIAL | SAT 27 OCT

Diary updated: quick er, heads-up. 2300-0500, £10. Friday's as normal.

PARTY PROACTIVE | FRI 3 NOV

Diary updated: Check out the superb DJ line-up in the diary for this superb event. Also, quick competition: The first two people to email mossjacob@hotmail.com with their full names gets themselves + 1 free entry. Download 3weekstogo.doc

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EDNA JOINS FIRE

Mark McKenzie-Fell, better known to everyone as Edna, jas joined the Fire/Orange team. He used to be the General Manager at DTPM, was a regular columnist for QX and has also worked on promotions for Trade and Soho Pride. Just a FYI...

BINARY MUSIC

Wondering what the music'll be like at Binary this Saturday night? Then go here: http://binaryclub.info.

HARD ON | SAT OCT 27

Diary updated...

BORING TECHIE TITS UP STUFF

Just to let you know we're aware of the site going slow/ hanging a bit. We think it's due to either the diary or map slowing things down when they load. We're looking for a solution (shouting hasn't worked so hitting it's next) and assuming we have to move one or both of them somewhere, we'll let you know where.

CROSS OVER

Whilst there's talk of various venues allegedly changing hands, closing, being bought and moved brick by brick to America, we can confirm that The Cross and Canvas are really closing down. 

The Cross has being going for over ten years with Fiction running for seven of those.  The good news is that Fiction's returning to give the place a send-off on Friday 23 November, when there will obviously be no Fiction at The Island: In the meantime Fiction continues every week at The Island including this Friday, contrary to our confusion earlier:)  Get the DJ line-up in the diary.

BARCODE GOES PSYCHO

TOYBOX, AREA, SAT 27 OCT

Diary updated: you'll find the latest info for Toybox in the diary.

We've taken the comment down for this thread as there were too many negative and personally tiresome comments.  If you wanna just carp on and b*tch go elsewhere and don't ruin it for everybody else.  Apologies to those that posted intelligent comments - we just don't have time to root the witches out one by one but we are barring them.

TRADE COMP TIME!

*Getting excited about Trade?  Fat Tony, Gonzalo, Guy Williams, Kelly Marie, Lady Bianca, Lisa German, Malcolm Duffy, Nik Denton, Pagano, Steve Thomas, Stevie B & Tyron?  Then work yourself up even more by entering our competition to win one of two pairs of VIP passes!* Q. When is this year's party?  Answers to gavster@discodamaged.com with "27 October Comp" in the subject line and er, your answer somewhere else.

FUTURE CANCELLED

Diary update: This weekends Future at the Colosseum has been cancelled. They say the next one will be in November.