Here's the RVT December dates. There's a feast of S.L.A.G.s over Christmas and New Year on Sun 28th, Wed 31st NYE, Thur 1st and Sun 4th. Also Cholmondeleys & The Featherstonehaughs , Topping and Butch, S.L.A.G.S., Ursus, Duckie, Dame Edna, Dick Wittington panto and more ... Its all in the gay London calendar. Some tickets available from Ticketweb.
They say: MON 1st Dec - THE CHOLMONDELEYS & THE FEATHERSTONEHAUGHS present RUSSIAN ROULETTE 8pm £8/12.50
... Live Music by The Accumulator, Choreography by Lea Anderson,
Design: Simon Vincenzi, Musical Director: Steve Blake
With special guests Antonia Grove & Andy Williams
TUES 2nd Dec - THE CHOLMONDELEYS & THE FEATHERSTONEHAUGHS present RUSSIAN ROULETTE 8pm £8/12.50
As above
WED 3rd Dec - THE CHOLMONDELEYS & THE FEATHERSTONEHAUGHS present RUSSIAN ROULETTE 8pm £8/12.50
As above
THURS 4th Dec - TOPPING & BUTCH SCHOOL GANG
Topping and Butch, your hosts for the night with the most amazing line-up of comic supply teachers.
Periods 3&4 - Mr Nick Revell - Fact or Fiction?
Periods 5& 6 - Mr Markus Birdman - Economics
Periods 7& 8 - Ms Ida Barr (comic Chris Green) - Rap for Mature Students
Doors 7pm, Show 8.30pm-11.15pm, Detention until 12 midnight
Price £6 (£4 NUS concession)
FREE DRINK if you wear a school tie.
FRI 5th Dec : 1st FRIDAY OF THE MONTH URSUS LONDON
The alternative Bear night.. Party for Bears, cubs, chubs, daddies and their friends and admirers ...Meet old friends and new at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern.
Keeping the party atmosphere up, up and away, playing all your favourite pop, indie, retro, disco and funky party classics and a few surprise to boot!
www.ursusplanet.com
See you there!
9pm - 2am,
Entry £5
SAT 6th Dec : DUCKIE
Post-Poofter Purveyors of Progressive Working Class Entertainment. Hosted by Amy Lamé, music by Readers Wifes.
9pm - 2am.
Entry £5
SUN 7th Dec : S.L.A.G.S / Chill-Out
Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty & Sean Sirrs.
2pm ‘til Midnight. The genius of The D. E. Experience (aka Jonathan Hellyer) on stage at 5.30pm.
Entry £7
MON 8th Dec - THE CHOLMONDELEYS & THE FEATHERSTONEHAUGHS present RUSSIAN ROULETTE 8pm £8/12.50
... Live Music by The Accumulator, Choreography by Lea Anderson,
Design: Simon Vincenzi, Musical Director: Steve Blake
With special guests Ragnhild Olsen & David Hoyle
TUES 9th Dec - THE CHOLMONDELEYS & THE FEATHERSTONEHAUGHS present RUSSIAN ROULETTE 8pm £8/12.50
As 8th
WED 10th Dec - THE CHOLMONDELEYS & THE FEATHERSTONEHAUGHS present RUSSIAN ROULETTE 8pm £8/12.50
As 8th
THURS 11th Dec - THE CHOLMONDELEYS & THE FEATHERSTONEHAUGHS present RUSSIAN ROULETTE 8pm £8/12.50
As 8th
FRI 12th Dec - THE CHOLMONDELEYS & THE FEATHERSTONEHAUGHS present RUSSIAN ROULETTE 8pm £8/12.50
... Live Music by The Accumulator, Choreography by Lea Anderson,
The final round, the last chamber - the party at the end of the line. Contemporary dance meets cabaret with live band and extreme costumes. Surprise guests.
Tickets £15
Book in advance by calling 0207 223 2223 or book online at www.russianroulette.thecholmondeleys.org
Including....
KIMONO KRUSH party following RUSSIAN ROULETTE : for night owls the Russian Roulette after party will be hosted by Kimono Krush until 3am.
Russian Roulette after party with KK starting 10.30pm - 3am with Krush's exotic cocktail, expect dizzying cabaret and mayhem in the intimate, intoxicating and dare we say Dostoyevskian setting of the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, which will be transformed beyond recognition bringing art and fun at equal proportions. Unmissable.
OPEN 10.30pm ‘til 3AM
Entry to after party: £4
SAT 13th Dec : DUCKIE
Post-Poofter Purveyors of Progressive Working Class Entertainment. Hosted by Amy Lamé, music by Readers Wifes.
9pm - 2am.
Entry £5
SUN 14th Dec : S.L.A.G.S / Chill-Out
Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty & Sean Sirrs.
2pm ‘til Midnight. The genius of The D. E. Experience (aka Jonathan Hellyer) on stage at 5.30pm.
Entry £7
MON 15th DEC : GLITTEROUS NOEL NOIR
MISTER ZAK BLACK presents GLITTEROUS!
Christmas extravvaganza! of live music, dance, cabaret and glitter!
Five stars across the board. Hosted by the one and only MISS KIMBERLY.
Starring Mister Zak Black, singing his tracks from his album WHITE LIGHT, and Miss Kimberly, singing soul and tantellizing Jazz with her power house voice!
with guests Giles Terrera from Avenue Q
Nate James, international recording artist, recently seen on Jools Holland LIVE.
The Doo-Wap girls, 1950's acapela girl group singing fantastic up-beat Christmas numbers!
Miss Emma Elliott, the healthy version of Amy Winehouse!
Gley and Andre, the fiercest lip-sincing queens you will EVER withness!
Full Live Band!
Pyrotechnics and flame throwing from the beautiful Sarah Miles.
LLOYD DJ, the superstar DJ and producer of Madonna and Kylie tracks will be spinning the best he has to offer in the DJ BOOTH!
And very special surprise guests that will have your jaws gaping wide!
FREE tequila shots ALL NIGHT served by our very sexy and extremely buff SANTA.
£7 entry, £5 concessions.
Party Bookings and corporate bookings welcome!
Doors open at 7:30pm, curtain up at 8pm
Dress to impress!
TUES 16th DEC : VIVA LA DIVA
A musical show of three icons brought to life at the RVT with your very own divas.
Caroline Nin portrays Marlene Dietrich; Dicki Beau digs up Judy Garland and Gill Manly performs Babs Streisand’s greatest hits - she hasn't got the nose but she makes up for it in other places...
Doors 8pm, Show 9pm (open ‘til midnight)
Entry £6 (£3 for look-a-likes)
WED 17th DEC : ZOE LYONS CHRISTMAS SHOW : ‘THE ALTERNATIVE QUEEN’S SPEECH’
Zoe Lyons, an RVT favorite, presents her christmas show, 'The alternative Queen's speech'. We'll have Zoe's special take on the year and the state of the nation, She may or may not have a special guest.... It depends on how Her Majesty feels. Don't miss Zoe's show, an award winning comic and favorite on the comedy circuit.
Doors 7pm, Show 8.30pm (open ‘til midnight)
Entry £6
THURS 18th DEC : TIMBERLINA’s CHRIMBO BINGO EXTRAVAGANZA
Doors 7pm, Show 8.30pm, ‘til 12pm
Fosters £2 a pint, House spirits £2
FREE on the door, £1 per game.
Dear Loves,
Hark! The Herald, Angels sing! They're letting me back to the RVT for a CHRIMBO BINGO EXTRAVAGANZA on THURSDAY the 18th DECEMBER. I'll be joined with festive cheer by some very special snow capped guests to spice up the mulled wine!!! - Who could it be knocking on the number 4 this very eve? Could it be Britney? Gasp! Watch this space, or at least start a viscous rumour as to who our special snow-capped guests could be...
I will of course be joined by the very Hey Baylen & 50 Pence dropping by for a bit of carol singing and Liberace Yule song. AND I'll be giving Jason a good hard basting so he'll be super juicy! Special prizes will abound of course- They've already started saving the hamper stamps!!! Oh Joy of Joys, what Bingo fun!
FRI 19th DEC : 3rd FRI : WET SPOTS
Picture a husband and wife team from the golden age of comedy. Now picture them singing sweetly about threesomes and taking it in the ass. Internationally acclaimed cabaret duo The Wet Spots (Cass King and John Woods) write the most elegant songs about sex that you will ever hear.
“The aim of our show is to entertain people with the notion that
sexual expression is healthy and beautiful … and funny.” - Cass King
www.wetspotsmusic.com
Doors 7pm, Show 8.30pm
Entry £6
followed by:
COZMIC - 100% Uplifting NRG & House Anthems
with DJs ‘The Cozmic Brothers’
following the WET SPOTS - late
(happy hour until 11pm - selected beers & spirits just £2)
Entry £5
COZMIC London features 100% uplifting hands-in-the-air NRG and house anthems all-night long. We shall be playing lots of classics of the past few years, but with a new twist and adding in a few new anthems and some fabulous tunes you may not have heard before... plus we'll even play requests! All in a relaxed social atmosphere with trippy visuals, flag-dancers plus free snacks and chocolates from our hosts.
Get a free membership at our website below giving you reduced price admission and other special offers.
http://www.cozmiclondon.com/ facebook group: Cozmic - at the RVT
SAT 20th DEC : DUCKIE
DUCKIE
Post-Poofter Purveyors of Progressive Working Class Entertainment. Hosted by Amy Lamé, music by Readers Wifes.
9pm - 2am.
Entry £5
SUN 21st DEC : S.L.A.G.S. / CHILL-OUT XMAS PARTY
S.L.A.G.S / Chill-Out
Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty & Sean Sirrs.
2pm ‘til Midnight. The genius of The D. E. Experience (aka Jonathan Hellyer) on stage at 5.30pm.
Entry £7
MON 22nd DEC : GLITTEROUS NOEL NOIR
GLITTEROUS NOEL NOIR
MISTER ZAK BLACK presents GLITTEROUS!
Christmas extravvaganza! of live music, dance, cabaret and glitter!
Five stars across the board. Hosted by the one and only MISS KIMBERLY.
Starring Mister Zak Black, singing his tracks from his album WHITE LIGHT, and Miss Kimberly, singing soul and tantellizing Jazz with her power house voice!
with guests Giles Terrera from Avenue Q
Nate James, international recording artist, recently seen on Jools Holland LIVE.
The Doo-Wap girls, 1950's acapela girl group singing fantastic up-beat Christmas numbers!
Miss Emma Elliott, the healthy version of Amy Winehouse!
Gley and Andre, the fiercest lip-sincing queens you will EVER withness!
Full Live Band!
Pyrotechnics and flame throwing from the beautiful Sarah Miles.
LLOYD DJ, the superstar DJ and producer of Madonna and Kylie tracks will be spinning the best he has to offer in the DJ BOOTH!
And very special surprise guests that will have your jaws gaping wide!
FREE tequila shots ALL NIGHT served by our very sexy and extremely buff SANTA.
£7 entry, £5 concessions.
Party Bookings and corporate bookings welcome!
Doors open at 7:30pm, curtain up at 8pm
Dress to impress!
TUES 23rd DEC : KUNST for XMAS
'We're dreaming of a dark Xmas.'
For anyone who despises the cheap sentiment and blatant commercialism of Xmas; for anyone who watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and thought the Child Catcher was the hero; for anyone who dreamt of being an orphan on Xmas day.... For anyone who thinks the AntiChrist ought to have a birthday.
This is the night for you. Hosted by the devilish DUSTY LIMITS with MICHAEL ROULSTON on piano, and featuring:
PATTI PLINKO AND HER BOY - often compared to a female Tom Waits, Patti will astound you with her voice while she chills your blood with her murder ballads and songs worthy of David Lynch.
FANCY CHANCE - in an act of pure blasphemy, or 'burlesque' if you prefer, the world-famous Fancy Chance gives birth to the true spirit of Xmas.
OPHELIA BITZ - fresh from touring with the Tiger Lillies, Ms Bitz sings a selection of songs from her upcoming solo show, It Speaks! : Tales of a Reluctant Showgirl.
and STEPHEN PELTON - acclaimed New York dancer and choreographer will be performing his piece, The Hurdy Gurdy Man, a dance inspired by the body language of Adolf Hitler. No, really.
plus LA CLIQUE - two of the stars of the sell-out variety spectacular La Clique will be dropping in to give us a twirl. All this for a mere £6!
and DAWN RIGHT NASTY will be taking care of the decks, but she certainly won't be decking the halls.
and LES OBJETS PERDUS will be supplying the Anti-Nativity.
Dress Code: Anti-Christmas - black, blasphemous, bawdy, bizarre.
Dark Xmas cocktails and prizes for best costume
Doors: 9pm, open ‘til 2am
Entry: £6
Dress code: Festive
WED 24th DEC : RVT ORPHANAGE
Starring Scottee, Nigel Stewart, Miss Annabel Sings.. & La Celine
RVT Christmas Orphanage opens its doors on Christmas Eve for all the poor little boys and girls with no homes to go to.
Come drown your sorrows with a cheap mince pie, a cheap pint and cheap turns from London’s worst.
Scottee & Nigel Stewart sing-a-long-a-slutty christmas & a few carols for good measure, La Celine joins in for some music hall ditties, poems & odd rhymes plus Miss Annabel sings, best known as one half of dirty duo Pustra & Vile-een, Miss Annabel makes her debut solo appearance at the Orphanage.
Un-christmasy music from family favorite Uncle Jim.
Doors 8pm, Shows10pm and thought-out the night
Entry £5
THURS 25th : XMAS DAY / CLOSED
FRI 26th BOXING DAY : SLAGS / CHILL-OUT BOXING DAY SPECIAL
Dance Classics and RVT Anthems from the DJs Simon Le Vans, Rob C & Sean Sirrs.
2pm ‘til Midnight. The genius of The D. E. Experience (aka Jonathan Hellyer) on stage at 5pm with a special show.
Entry £7
SAT 27th DEC : DUCKIE
DUCKIE
Post-Poofter Purveyors of Progressive Working Class Entertainment. Hosted by Amy Lamé, music by Readers Wifes.
9pm - 2am.
Entry £5
SUN 28th DEC : SLAGS / CHILL-OUT
S.L.A.G.S / Chill-Out
Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty & Sean Sirrs.
2pm ‘til Midnight. The genius of The D. E. Experience (aka Jonathan Hellyer) on stage at 5.30pm.
Entry £7
MON 29th Dec, Tues 30th, Fri 2nd Jan: THE RVT PANTOMIME : DICK Whittington & his PUSSY
with Dusty Limits, Fancy Chance, Fred Bear, Nathan Evans, Ophelia Bitz
written & directed by Nathan Evans & Dusty Limits
musical director Simon Wallace
DJ Dawn Right Nasty
(costumes by Nicholas Immaculate, door whore Polly Vinyl)
Doors 7pm. Show 9pm Open ‘til 2am
£7
WED 31st NEW YEAR’S EVE : S.L.A.G.S. / CHILL-OUT NEW YEAR’s EVE PARTY
Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty & Sean Sirrs.
The genius of The D. E. Experience (aka Jonathan Hellyer) on stage at 10pm.
Doors 8pm Show 10-11pm till, open ‘til 4am
Tickets £20.00
THURS 1st JAN : NEW YEAR’S DAY : S.L.A.G.S. /CHILL-OUT NEW YEAR’s DAY SPECIAL
Dance Classics and RVT Anthems from the DJs Simon Le Vans, Rob C & Sean Sirrs.
2pm ‘til Midnight. The genius of The D. E. Experience (aka Jonathan Hellyer) on stage at 5pm with a special show.
Entry £7
FRI 2nd JAN 7pm: THE RVT PANTOMIME : DICK Whittington & his PUSSY
As above on 29th
FRI 2nd JAN: URSUS AFTER PARTY from 10.30pm
The alternative Bear night.. Party for Bears, cubs, chubs, daddies and their friends and admirers ...Meet old friends and new at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern.
Keeping the party atmosphere up, up and away, playing all your favourite pop, indie, retro, disco and funky party classics and a few surprise to boot!
http://www.ursusplanet.com/ See you there!
Open ‘til 3am
Entry £5
SAT 3rd JAN : DUCKIE
DUCKIE
Post-Poofter Purveyors of Progressive Working Class Entertainment. Hosted by Amy Lamé, music by Readers Wifes.
9pm - 2am.
Entry £5
SUN 4th JAN : S.L.A.G.S. / CHILL-OUT
Huge dance anthems and commercial house from the DJs Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty & Sean Sirrs.
2pm ‘til Midnight. The genius of The D. E. Experience (aka Jonathan Hellyer) on stage at 5.30pm.
Entry £7
Some tickets available from Ticketweb.
