CLUB NUDITY – DD REVIEW

Club Nudity is a men only naked dance club with a wobbly screen at one side of the dance floor where people gather for a bit of sex. It takes place under the railway arches in the back half of the Union, so they've got a dance floor / sex area and a bar upstairs with a bit of seating where it's all too easy to bump your head when you stand up. And yes, everybody's naked.

The night we went in October there were 50-100 mostly fit men there of all ages up to about 40's. The dance floor is small, due to the screens half way across it, and a good dance atmosphere never really got going. People were mostly standing round the edge, jogging up and down a bit. Upstairs in the bar people were socialising with the occasional bit of groping and more going on on the benches under the low ceilings. The smallest and most crowded bit was behind the screens, which are just those wire things they use to fence off building sites, with a bit of camouflage netting thrown over them. There was standing room only, and mind you don’t get scratched. Club nudity is on the second Friday of every month and the entrance is in Goding Street at the back of the Union. You need membership to get in but you can get it on the night so it's £10-15.

We liked: Dancing naked, friendly crowd.

We didn't like: Wobbly screens for sex area. They looked like they would fall down but they didn't.

In a sentence: Worth a visit if you like naked people and being naked. Don't expect too much from the dancing or sex.

PRESS RELEASE for party on 13th November.
Nudity. Nothing’s Better
Don't forget our next NUDITY is on Friday 13th November, and we have a great
special offer to ALL our members, old and new alike: Introduce a new member (or
encourage a lapsed member to re join and party with us again) and YOU can come
in for just £5.00 on Friday 13th November.
Introduce TWO new members and come in for FREE!
Introduce THREE and David and Paul will thank you in a variety of FUN, NAKED
ways!

So, now is the time for current members to drag their lapsed partners back onto
the biggest naked dancefloor in town!

Or, if you haven't been for a while, come along next month , buddy up with a
member and see how good Nudity is.

Looking forward to seeing you there.

Nudity
Nothing’s better

Union 2
Goding Street entrance
Vauxhall
London
SE11
10pm -4am
On the web: http://www.nudityclub.co.uk/

Comments

[thejules00]

Mr Bean...Gordon Brown...(Vince Cable you are a fucking legend).

[www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawldzByY3qrFxAusmS_4Fl557mzuLH-kOK0]

In nude dancing, when the music stops, not everything does.

[monomongoose]

Not a night goes by when I don't fantasise about Mr. Bean. I simply must go!!

[nx]

Oh yes nothing gets me in the mood for sex more than Mr. Bean

[anhonestview]

This is a review for a uk club. why is that every review you come back with another for somewhere in France. The euro is only 80p and makes it exhorbitant. A bloody big mac meal costs £6.80!!! Stay in this country and spend your pounds here.....

[thejules00]

If you like getting naked to have sex, and would rather dance with your clothes ON, then try l'Impact Bar, in Paris, Métro Réaumeur Sébastopol. The emphasis is on SEX rather than dancing. There are many darken areas, and lighter areas too, and there are plenty of conveniently located lube dispensers which are so much more user-friendly when you are in the thick of the action. The owner has some kind of obsession with Mr BEAN as well, as this seems to always be playing on one of the screens upstairs!!