We didn't think we were Elton John fans as all we really knew of him was the ridiculous head merkin, that annoying on sight Furniture man and his prediliction for "flowers". Well, did you know he used to do music and not in a Cilla Black way. He was huge and the songs were really quite good - we found ourselves humming one or two the other day. Anyhoo, he's poorly, told to rest, won't make his LA concerts but hopes to make the Queen's Jubilee concert.
Head rugs: what's wrong with cropping it?! Would you invent them now? Nope. Dumbest idea since our idea for a face of Mohammed... STOPPING RIGHT THERE.
