Pink News reports that "Iran has recalled its ambassador to Azerbaijan, having accused the Eurovision 2012 host of staging a ‘gay parade’ for the flamboyant contest this Saturday."
Hello?! Whilst the host nation denies hosting anything gay we beg to differ. Can you think of anything more gay than the Eurovision? What do they think it is? A celebration of European nations? What's that? Just handing money over to our latin neighbours so long as they dress like cheap Italian waiters? Is Merkel going to be sat judging with a wodge of bailout out cash for the biggest beggar?! We think not. It's about camp music and how everybody hates the UK and gives us nil point. Camp Politics = gay bitchin'. If in doubt, watch the French.