If you don’t like flossing whilst you’re down there or prefer to get rid of the hair around your crack (the Fart Mufflers) Veet for Women has been many a gay man’s secret – smear on, time carefully, wipe-off. However, they’ve just launched one for men and the straight boys have been reviewing it on Amazon. They appear not to have read the instructions.
“Disco inferno”, “Cheaper than a Vasectomy” and “Sweet baby Jesus deliver me from this hell”, “Veet you sick bast*rds – why?” are pretty standard post application reviews.
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“The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)”
There are many many more like this here…