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HEADS-UP: ALAN K

Next Sunday 13 March is Alan K's last set at Beyond.  FYI! 

VAUXHALL CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Halloween coming and it's the Vauxhall Chainsaw Massacre at Colosseum on Saturday 30th with DJs David Penn and many more from Oliver M. Early bird tickets here from £10. Click the headline for more details and Massacre / Beyond tickets.  It's in the gay London calendar.

AREA / FIRE IN AUGUST

Click the headline for details that leak through on gay clubs Area and Fire in August, like Megawoof at Beyond.
Area: Onyx on Fridays, Beyond and Booster on Sundays. Tickets for Area here: BUY
Fire: Gravity Thursdays, Rudeboiz Fridays, A:M + something else on Fridays, Later and Orange on Sundays. Some Fire tickets here: BUY

B2B BEYOND @ COLOSSEUM 24 JULY

Beyond B2B is at Club Colosseum again on Saturday 24 July. DJs Sharp Boys, Rob Sykes, Gonzalo Rivas, Jonny M, Alan X, Brent Nicholls, Jamie Hammond. Advance tickets take you to ordinary Beyond at Area as well BUY here for £10. Click the headline for more.

LONDON GLOBAL DANCE FESTIVAL

Here's the London Global Dance Festival 28-31 May: Onyx, A:M, Queer Nation, Beyond, Main Event, Closing party and Best of Brits free. You can get a £75-100 VIP pass to the whole lot and Best of Brits. Click the headline for details and tickets. There are some great line ups. No sour comments please. Over 2,000 people love it.

LOVE WEEKEND AND GLOBAL DANCE FESTIVAL

Love weekend is put on by Orange / Fire / Area Friday 14th-Sunday 16th. Onyx, A:M, Lovechild, Beyond and Later and you can get one £20 ticket to get entry to the whole lot. It doesn't include entry to Chariots for the occasional rest ;-) Click the headline for details. And then on the bank holiday there's the London Global Dance Festival, already being slated by rodp, so it should be excellent. Advance tickets only £15-20.

2 BRILLIANT PARTIES 1 STUNNING EVENT

Stalkerazzi was asking on the 8th about a Trade and Beyond event at the end of the month. He was met with a deafening silence. Well, here are some details. It's Trade and Beyond and Fire on Sat / Sun 24/25 April. It's in two parts, first at Fire then at Area with 18 DJs lined up and more to come. Tickets £15-25. Click the headline for more.

GAY AREA IN APRIL

It's business as usual at Area in April with Onyx on Fridays and Beyond on Sunday mornings, Booster on Sunday evenings and The Event - Beyond with Trade on Sunday 25th morning. Click the headline for details.

GAY AREA IN MARCH

When Area's gay it's Friday Onyx and Sunday morning Beyond. Click the headline for full March listings. Onyx is free if you get there before midnight with a flyer. Pagano is guest DJ at Onyx Atlantis on Friday 5th, on the 7th there's a 12 hour marathon at Beyond and on the 28th it's Beyond Pervert (moved from Fire) . It's all in that gay London calendar. 

VIP ROOM IN BEYOND

They've got a brand new VIP lounge at Beyond. It overlooks the main room DJ booth and for £25 you can get hosted by Naomi, free fast cloakroom, exclusive VIP toilet and FREE DRINKS.

FIRE++ 1ST JAN

There's a huge party at Fire, Light box and Curfew by promoters Beyond, Megawoof!, Tranny Shack, Love Child and Logan Presents on Friday 1st January 11pm. They say 15 djs, 6 dancefloors, dancers, Contact Room and more. Earlybird tickets are available for only £10. Sounds like five pigs at Bagleys?

GAY AREA IN DECEMBER

When Area's gay it's Thursdays Jasons Jukebox, Friday Onyx and Sunday morning Beyond. "Continue reading" for full December listings. Specials: Madonnalicious @ Onyx on11th December; Beyond New Year’s Day Spectacular on 1st January 2010. It's all in that gay London calendar. 

AREA IN NOVEMBER

Area gay club listings for November. Thursdays Jasons Jukebox, Friday Onyx and Sunday morning Beyond. Thursday 5th sees the launch of the 'Scenestar, Superstar' competition  and live stars Nicki French and Angie Brown are at Onyx on Friday 6th. Club Area is at 67 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall.

AREA IN OCTOBER

Area gay club listings for October. Thursdays Jasons Jukebox, Friday Onyx and Sunday morning Beyond. And there's a special Gravity pre-party on Thursday 1st. Jason's Juke box is closed for one night on 22nd; Beyond opens early on the 25th at 3am and Gravity is at Area for one night of Halloween on 29th October. Club Area is at 67 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall.

FIRE / AREA IN SEPTEMBER

Orange at Fire and Area in September: Thursdays Jasons Jukebox and Gravity; Fridays Onyx; Saturday A:M (3am-11am) and Juicy or Horizon; Sunday Beyond, Later and Orange. They're launching a new night TABLOID at Fire on Saturday 12th. Boy George is at Orange on Sunday 13th. Beyond is opening early on Sept 6th and there are pool parties every Sunday afternoon at Later. Watch this space for more. "Continue reading" for details and offers. It's in the gay London calendar.

JUICY BEYOND TRADE OFFER

Orange have a special offer at the Juicy bank holiday blast on Saturday 29th August. For £25 you can get a ticket there which will take you into Juicy from 11pm Saturday, into Beyond at 6am Sunday and to Orange Trade 2 at Fire on Monday morning at 2am.