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Paris Party News

Our French reporter Jules writes about what's past and what's coming up in Paris the fourth, fifth or sixth city in Europe. Click the headline for reviews of Hustlaball @ Scream last Saturday, Wake Up at Theatre Rouge and previews of Labs 1st Anniversary at Scream tonight, La Demence Basket and 23 Years Party Weekend.

La Demence cruise parts 1-5

We've been receiving intermittent reports and a flood of pictures from the good ship La Demence and are amazed that our reporter has time to write in between shags. We've been busy too so, with a slight delay, here is what we have. Click headline for more. The ship is in transit from Sicily to Ibiza, so we don't expect much more today.

Olympic effort required
Day 1- crap weather at sea
We got to Marseille all right, toured a bit the city and met up with friends of mine. We didn't taste some French cock because we wanted to spare ourselves for the Olympic effort of the cruise.

La Demence cruise

For us poor landlocked souls who are not on the week long party that is the La Demence cruise, here are the first pictures from Discodamaged's reporters on the cruise. Expect more when they make their first stop at Naples tomorrow.

Queens milling around before the cruise - seen going around in Marseille - scary.

La Demence Cruise Competition

It's only three and a half weeks to that La Demence gay cruise. And they are having a competition to get one of the last cabins. Click the headline for all the cruise info and way down the end you will find the plain text email - you know what to do.

7 weeks to La Demence Cruise

It's only seven weeks to that La Demence gay cruise. Marseilles, Naples, Taormina, Ibiza and back with 1,800 gays, French cuisine, pool, shows in "Le Grand Théâtre", Sunset T-dances and moonlit open air pool parties, 12 international DJs and, we can exclusively reveal an indoor darkroom. Click the headline for more details, special deal for singles and more. Click here for Discodamaged's report on last year's cruise including vital alcohol information and our main complaint which was the lack of a proper darkroom - now rectified.

La Demence gay cruise 22-29 July

Bookings are well advanced for the La Demence gay cruise 22 July to 29 July. All the expensive cabins are gone so the prices are from 1332€ to 1666€ + a special F*** class and that includes everything except alcohol and excursions. Click the headline for more details. They will have a totally renovated ship, parties every night and excursions to Naples, Pompeii, Capri, Sorrento and Amalfi coast, Taormina (Sicily), Etna and Ibiza, so there is a risk of getting some culture. We can't go this year :-( but you can read how much we liked it last year: Click here. Bookings here.

LA DEMENCE CRUISE 2011 AND 2012 REVIEW

The La Demence cruise 2011 is over and the 2012 cruise is taking bookings. Prices are pretty much the same this year, except they say there will be no last minute discounts. Click the headline for the 2011 review by team damaged and watch the video for an idea of what the ship, the rooms, the parties, the restaurant and the shows were like.

TEAM DAMAGED ON TOUR: LA DEMENCE CRUISE

A quick reminder, whilst we've a shaky internet connection in Mykonos, that we are still away - a full Damaged service will resume Saturday when we return and if we can string a sentence together.

What's the cruise like?  Imagine a full on club with almost no security and being free to do what you like, when you like to who you like.  It's brilliant. There was no warm-up, the party started immediately and so much so departure was delayed due to our one and only g casualty. He survived, nobody noticed we hadn't actually left the harbour?!  The staff didn't know what hit them and the first three days were quite frankly mental:)  The partying didn't stop until our arrival in Malta where we arrived early as we needed an ambulance for a guy who'd injected his cock with something and had a hard on for 16 hours and it was turning blue - as soon we docked, it went down and the ambulance was sent away! 

For a boat of 1200 partying gays there's been very little drama other than those two incidents - superb.  We'll have a full on report on the madness of the La Demence with comedy details when we return.

LA DEMENCE CRUISE LAUNCHES 2 FOR 1

La Demence, the fab Brussels club running a cruise in the Med, has upped their offer.  Two travel for the price of one. They don't just want rich gits, they want younger clubbers too;)

Team Damaged is off on it and aint complaining;)