Oi, YOU! Kneel before the altar of cock and prepare for the kinda res-erection Mary Magdalene knew all about. Yip, it's time for Suzie's Easter Hard On and she's willing to break a few eggs to um, make a metaphor I can't quite get to the end of. Help! Whatever, getting nailed good and hard is the reason for the season you reprobates so get down there and show some respect to the original Easter egg *unt.
Anyways, Suzie says: Put an erection in the resurrection as Hard On returns Easter Bank Holiday Saturday April 19th, 10pm – late.
"Continue reading" and get nailed (we can't help ourselves).